Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Judgement Day

Before I begin my rant, I want to make it clear to anyone who reads this I'm a capitalist-loving, anti-abortion, anti-same-sex ANYTHING, staunchly conservative Republican. With that being said, hold on to your hats.

Judgement Day has come and gone. This is NOT a "sour grapes" tirade because I knew this was going to happen. Therefore, it's more of a warning and mild education, because, apparently, so many of you are lacking it.

First of all, if you chose not to vote, that's entirely your right. It makes you retarded, but it's still your right not to exercise the right so many men fought and died for. If you're a convicted felon and can't, well, that's your problem. Whatever the reason for not voting, you have no no no
NO right to bitch. ABOUT ANYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE NEXT 4 YEARS!!!!

Second, if you voted for Obama in a state that McCain took, know this, YOUR VOTE DID NOTHING IN THE WAY OF OBAMA'S VICTORY!!! Sure, you have the right to be happy and celebrate. But you didn't do a single thing to contribute to his win. Get over yourself.

Third, if you did vote for Obama, do NOT blame Reaganomics or Bush or anything or anyone else when the economy REALLY crashes or your small business goes under. Blame your precious "messiah." Blame yourselves for your ignorance in electing him. Do NOT blame the Republicans. If you pay any attention at all you'll know that the dems have had control of congress since 2006. Now they've gained 30 more seats AND they're in the White House. Blame your liberal Democrat counterparts that promise you the world but make EVERYONE pay for it. You think the Great Depression was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet, honey. Just remember who did this to you, because it sure as hell wasn't me.

I think I'll stop while I'm ahead. I haven't thrown around any terribly naughty words yet. And if anyone feels it necessary to challenge me,
BRING IT ON.

4 comments:

Veronica said...

I wish I couold say it like you can. I am so sick to my stomach at how Obama won in such a landslide. That only means that there are that many MORE DUMB ASS people in this country than I once thought. Now they are making talk to how Obama is going to bring Oprah onto his staff. Lord help us....

Living My Dream said...

I'm right there with you! I still feel like I need to vomit!!!

Carli said...

That was awesome. My thoughts exactly!

OccupyThis said...

beautiful! I promise I didn't read this post before I posted mine, but we are obviously both on the same page! Your awesome Ev!